What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Should India conduct another air strike to attack Pakistan over the Pahalgam attack?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Will Kamala Harris rekindle the business model of sleeping your way to the top?

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.